Total Medals Earned: 69 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 915 Points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (175/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/500 points)
Kill your first enemy
Throw your first bomb
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 4/11 (85/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
50 bandit kills
Continue your family re-union
10 ricochet kills
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Win a perfect showdown
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/395 points)
You monster.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (50/200 points)
Find the heaven
Get the 3 yellow coins on your stairway to heaven
Get the 3 red coins on your highway to hell
Find hell
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 2/10 (75/475 points)
Find the mysterious "Sheepwolf" artifact
Beat the first level
Find the mysterious "Engineer's Relic" artifact
Find the mysterious "Pottery" artifact
Find the mysterious "Kind Monster" artifact
Drive with the ultimate vehicle!
Beat the second level
Beath the third level
Beat the fourth level
Unlock everything!
Medals Earned: 2/22 (10/430 points)
Enter the First Portal ever opened
Die for a cause
Collect a bomb and use it, over and over and . . . .
Collect your first potion
Grab some magic and hope it helps you in the long run
Dance with the flames, literally!
Collect an axe and chop 'em down
Defeat your evil twin?
Spam the fire spell with no mercy
Collect the heaviest sword
Reheal when things get tough
Find a key and then open its door....Where is it?
Defeat The Damniator . . . if its possible
Collect a Goose and gain the reward
Use magic to win the day...or the night
Max out your stock of life (potions)
Become Level 5 powerful
Become frozen without catching a cold
Defeat the Heaviest Soldier there is!
Defeat Tero in deadly combat
Defeat the Savior in fatal combat
Defeat the Lord in armed combat
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/310 points)
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
You were literally roasted.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Medals Earned: 31/58 (205/500 points)
have $5000
write 10 books
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
self publish a book
have style of 5
buy a tent
get in the top 40 of the book charts
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
play 250 in-game weeks
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
get in the top 10 of the book charts
have humour of 10
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
have research of 10
have research of 5
have style of 10
have vocabulary of 10
have $10000
write 25 books
write 50 books
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
reach #1 on the book charts